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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west,
sent this one about a blonde airline passenger...

A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blond in Economy Class gets up
and moves to the First Class sction and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this asks to see her ticked. She then
tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and she will have to sit in
the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and
I'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the copilot
that there is a blonde bimbo sitting
in First Class, that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she
only paid for Economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and
I'm staying right here."

The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting
when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to
a blonde. I speak blonde."

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she says, "Oh.
I'm sorry." She then gets up and goes back to her seat in Economy.

The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said
to make her move without any fuss.

The pilot responded, "I told her that First Class isn't going to Toronto."
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