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The Wedding Test

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly
bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice
view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she just couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law-to-be hugged me and said, "We
are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for
a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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