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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west,
sent this one about building permits...

Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement. Well, I applied
for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at
various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot
green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; “Forget it... AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Work starts on Monday.

I love this country. It’s the government that scares me.
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