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An oldie, but still a chuckle...

Angela found out that her dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so
she took it to the veterinarian.

The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the
dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this
from recurring, she should go to the store and get some Nair hair
remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

She went to the store and bought some Nair hair remover.

At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this
under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Angela said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body
lotion for a couple of days."

Angela replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know,
I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
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