The chief wazoo of the 297 secret judges has informed me that all the votes are in & the winner by a great margin is the one & only:

JUDY "PAI GOW" WUERTH, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please come to the awards on Fri June 20th at the annual convention to attend the great time we have planned for Judy.