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INVESTMENT TIPS FOR 2014

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some
BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2014:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
WR Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces
and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
(If Hershey’s was included, I’d be buying!)

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!

And finally...
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new
name: TittyTittyBangBang.
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