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grin NCR ~ Monday Humor, December 23rd...

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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the
pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they're told that they must
present something relating to or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents his socks, so he is also allowed in.

Searching his pockets, the third man pulls out a pair of ladies' briefs .

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

He responded, "They're Carol's."
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