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The Alamo Kid, a wise gentleman from the Lone Star State, sent this one
about the Masked Man & His Faithful Indian Companion...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to enjoy a
beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who Owns the
big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do... Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like
to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was
ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the his horse
sp,e water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

Turning to Tonto, the Lone Ranger said, "Tonto, I want you to run around
Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to
feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the
saloon to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks,"Who
owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do. What's wrong with
him This time?"

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, (I JUST LOVE THIS PART...)
"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!"
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