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A trio of short blonde jokes...

A Blonde Thanksgiving

A blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner for the very first time
without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared
a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see
how everything went.

"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much
trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.

"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.

"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"

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Blondes Having Coffee

Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past
loaded up with rolls of sod.

"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced #1 Blonde.

"Do what?" asked #2 Blonde.

"Send my lawn out to be mowed."

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Blonde Riding in a Car

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her
head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."

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