.
.
One winter morning in Boston, a husband and wife were listening to
the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches
of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of
the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the blonde wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
get through."

The blonde wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."

Then the electric power went out.

The blonde wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need
to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice, that all men who are married
to blondes exhibit, the husband replied: "Why don't you just leave it in the
garage this time?"
.
.

Bikini Turkey