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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from
out west sent this one on gender-specific driving etiquette...

A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road.

At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on
that same road.

When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman
rolls down her window and loudly shouts: “Donkey!”

Immediately the man shouts back: “Bltch!”

The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the
shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, all the
while maintaining his speed.

Moral of the story: “Men never listen and, when they do, they
don't understand one word a woman says.”
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