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This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a mudslide.

The bartender looks at the man and says "Not from 'round these
parts are ya?"

"No," replied the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."

The bartender looks at him and says, "Well what do you do in
Pennsylvania?"

"I'm a taxidermist." said the man.

The bartender, looking very bewildered, then asked, "What in the
world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"

The man looked at the bar tender and said, "Well, what I do is...
I mount dead animals."

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar which is
staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"
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