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There was a man who wanted to find the perfect gift for his wife.

He went to the store and asked the salesclerk what he suggested
that he might get his wife.

The salesclerk brought out a parrot and explained, "This is no
ordinary parrot, if you light a match under it's right foot, it sings
Silent Night, if you light a match under it's left foot, it sings Santa
Claus is Coming to Town. The salesclerk added that parrot's
name is Chet.

The man thought it would be great, so he bought the parrot and
took it home. Chet being a living thing, he let his wife open the
gift early.

He told her what great songs the parrot could sing and Chet didn't
disappoint.

They then wondered what Chet would sing if they lit a match under
its crotch. So, they did.

Chet belted out: Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire.
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