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A pair of groaners...

The Snail

A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a naked
woman on his back.

"What the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked.

"I'm a snail," the man replied.

"What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a snail when all
you've got is that naked woman on your back?"

"You've got it wrong," the man replied. "That's Michelle."
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Caught My Eye

A man walked into a bar and sat down beside a women. Suddenly her
glass eye popped out and he caught it.

She thanked him and asked him if he would join her for breakfast the
next day. He agreed and got her address.

The next day he went to her house and had a lovely breakfast. He
asked, "Do you treat all men like this?"

She smiled and said, "Just the ones who catch my eye."
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