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Both Abie and Dragnet, two gentlemen who live a bit southwest, sent this one...

Our fine government at work...

A guy stopped at a local gas station, and after filling his tank, he paid the bill and
bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of
men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep
and then move on.

The other man came along behind him and filled in the hole. While one was digging
a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind filling in the hole.

The men worked right past the guy with the soft drink and went on down the road.

"I can't stand this," said the man tossing the can into a trash container and headed
down the road toward the men. "Hold it, hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell
me what's going on here with all this digging and refilling?"

"Well, we work for the government and we're just doing our job," one of the men said.

"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing
anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?"

"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping
his brow. "Normally there's three of us: Me, Elmer and Leroy. I dig the hole, Elmer
sticks in the tree and Leroy here puts the dirt back. You see with the government
sequestering, they are not buying any more trees so Elmer's job's been cut ... so
now it's just me an' Leroy."
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