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An oldie, but still funny...

A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked
the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions
during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children
questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a
little boy raised his hand.

The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a
resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the
doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from
their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
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