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Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate
their 50th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies
and Gentlemen, I'm afraid I have some very bad news...Our engines have
ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I
see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the
beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have
to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our VISA
and MasterCard bills yet?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we pay
our American Express card yet?"

"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.

"One last thing Esther. Did you remember to send the estimated earnings
check to the IRS this quarter?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive me, Abe," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either."

Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.

Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"

Abe answers, "They'll find us!"
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