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Original Text

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception
committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of
the myriad of recreations available.

He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy
Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning languages.

After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins
to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from most recent
Easy Reading to the original script.

All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The Angels come running
in only to find the Pope huddled in his chair, crying to himself and muttering,
"An R! The scribes left out the letter R."

A particularly concerned Angel takes him aside, offering comfort, asks him
what the problem is and what does he mean.

After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter R. They left
out the R. The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"
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