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An oldie, but still worth a chuckle...

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who
was just as obviously enjoying himself.

He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain
Marvey hasasked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane
shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be just
super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. Iasked you to raise
your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us onthe ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I
take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks,
in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bltch!"
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