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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west,
sent this one on Jewish bequests...

Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the end is near. Present are
his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons.

"So..." he says to them:

"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."

"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."

"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she
says, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working
man to have accumulated all this property."

Sarah replies, "Property? The schmuck has a paper route!"
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