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Completely Finished...

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference
between these two words: Complete and Finished.

In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England, and
attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man
from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation
which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: How do you explain the difference between the
wordscomplete and Finished in a way that is easy to understand.

Some people say there is no difference between Complete and Finished.

Here is his astute answer...
When you marry the right woman, you are Complete
When you marry the wrong woman, you are Finished.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!

He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old
Eldorado Rum.

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