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THE HEART ATTACK

A blonde gets home from work early and hears strange noises coming from the
bedroom.

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked, lying on the bed, sweating
profusely and panting.

"What's up?" she asks.

"I think I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her
four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mummy, Mummy, Aunty Shirley is hiding
in the wardrobe, and she has no clothes on"

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right
past her husband. She rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her
sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

"You rotten Bltch," she screams.

"My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, playing hide
and seek with the kids!"
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