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NCR ~ Tuesday Humor, September 10 (Mature)... 
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You gotta love little Johnny!
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how
many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats
and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and
another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Six!
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another
2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Seven! SIR!
A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?
A very angry Johnny: Because... I've already got a f__kin' cat!
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