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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a
bit southwest, sent this pair of short ones...

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2:00 AM
and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol
abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as
smoking, and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at
this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife."

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Every once in a while you receive a cute email that warms
your heart and you just can't wait to pass it on.

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar
in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse
magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello, son. Is your mom or dad home?"

Little boy: "What the f__k do you think?"
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