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A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a
considerable amount of his native whiskey at a local pub.

As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take
a nap, leaning back against a tree. While he was asleep, two young lasses
walked down the road and heard the Scotsman snoring loudly.

They saw him, and one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears
under his kilt."

She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and saw what
nature had provided him at his birth.

Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us, now! He must
be rewarded!"

So, she took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it around what
nature had provided the Scotsman, and the two walked away.

Several minutes later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature,
and walked around to the other side of the tree to relieve himself. As he
raised his kilt... he immediately saw where the blue ribbon was tied.

After several moments of bewilderment, the Scotsman said... "I dinna
know where y'been lad... but it's nice ta'know y'won first prize!"
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