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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest, sent
this one about a Manitoulin Island Indian and a lady of the evening.

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A Manitoulin Island Indian picks up a lady of the evening off the streets
of Sudbury.

"How much you charge for hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

He says, "You do Indian Style?"

"No," she says.

"I pay you $200 do it IndianStyle." he says.

"No," she says, not knowing what Indian style is.

"I pay you $300," he says.

"No," she says.

"I pay you $400," he says.

"No," she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Indian Style."

She thinks to herself: "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years
now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of
the world. How bad could Indian Style be?"

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way
and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting
something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So just what
exactly is Indian Style?"

The Indian replies, "You send bill to US government."
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