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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west,
sent this one about a Jewish man and his new sports car...

After years of hard work, a Jewish man who has finally made his way in
business decides to treat himself and buys something extravagant: a
new Lamborghini!

However, after buying it, he feels a bit guilty. So, he goes to the Rabbi
of the Orthodox synagogue in his town and asks for a mezuzah for the
Lamborghini.

"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.

"It's a Lamborghini," the man replies.

"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"A car, an Italian sports car."

"What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah
for a sports car? Go to the Conservatives!"

Well, the man is disappointed, but he waits a few days and finally goes
to the Conservative Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah.

"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.

"It's a Lamborghini," the man replies.

"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"A car, an Italian sports car." the man responds.

"What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for
a sports car? Go to the Reform!"

Again, the man feels guilty and disappointed, but finally he breaks down
and goes to the Reform Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he asks, "I'd like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini."

"You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.

"You know what it is?" says the man.

"Of course! It's a fantastic Italian sports car," and after a short pause asks,
"What's a mezuzah?"
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