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My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late
model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his
front lawn.

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her
down on a lawn chair.

He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving."

"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I
am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore."
Pausing, she continued: "The very last time I went to my doctor, he
examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and
handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license
into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, You won't
need this anymore, so I thanked him and left!"
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