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You Are My First

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.

When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says, "How bad is it doc?
I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in
every way."

The doc said, "I'll have to put your johnson in a splint to let it heal and
keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided
bandage, and wired it all together. An impressive work of art!

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his wedding
night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous
set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them.

She says, "You are my FIRST, no one has ever touched these breasts."

He whips down his pants and says... "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
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