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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one on the definition of the word Coincidence...

A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and
ordered champagne.

The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."

"What a coincidence!" said the farmer, who added: "It is a special day
for me... I'm celebrating."

"It is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating!" said the woman.

"What a coincidence!" said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked: "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today,
my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."

"What a coincidence!" said the farmer. "I'm a chicken farmer and for
years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized
eggs."

"This is awesome" said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to
become fertile?"

"I used a different rooster!" the farmer replied.

The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence!"
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