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A classic, but still worth a chuckle...
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The Mexican maid asked for a pay raise.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about
the raise.

She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first eez that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban did”

Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my
husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora... The gardener did.”

Wife: “So... How much do you want?”
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