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Beef, a very witty gentleman with an electrifying personality, sent this one on the
subject of harmonious marital relations...

A woman goes to makes an appointment with her doctor, as she's very concerned
about her husband's temper.

The doctor asks: "What's the problem?

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems
to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The doctor says: "I have a cure for that. Whenever it seems that your husband is
getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just
swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or goes to bed
and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started
losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down!
How does a glass of water do that?"

The doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that
really does the trick."
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