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A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the
river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher.

The preacher turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready
to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes,Preacher. I sure am."

The preacher then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says,
"Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not Reverend."

The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30 seconds. This time
brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "For the love of God, have
you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher: "Are you sure this is where
He fell in?"
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