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The Alamo Kid, a wise gentleman from the Lone Star State sent this one...

A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I
saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

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Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him
right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

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I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake, with two more frogs.

Life is good in the South.
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