walks into a bar, sets down on a bar stool and orders a cheeseburger.

After eating the cheesburger he get up walks over to the piano, pulls out a gun and fires several rounds into the piano.

He then starts walking out the door.

The bartender hollars at him that he didn't pay for his cheeseburger.

The panda bear turns around and says to the bartender, "I'm a Panda bear, look it up.

The bartender goes to his computer and google's "Panda bear".

The response is, "Large black and white bear native to china............

who eats, shoots, and leaves".