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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this on the subject of the Resurrection...

A priest was presenting a special Childrens' Mass to the congregation. During
the message, he asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during Childrens' Mass is crucial, but at the same time,
asking the children questions in front of an entire congregation can also be
very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the Resurrection, a little
boy raised his hand.

The priest called on him and the little boy said, "All I know is that if you have a
resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their
laughter for mass to be continued.
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