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A bit of old Texas humor

An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut and he tells
the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are so wrinkled
from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old
cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave
he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had
swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does."
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