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A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and
tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He says the octopus
can play any instrument in the world.

Hearing everyone in the crowd laughing at him, he announces he will wager $50
to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.

A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts
playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.

Another guy walks up with a trumpet, The octopus plays the trumpet better than
Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.

A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles
with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.

"Ha!" the man says, "can't you play it?"

The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to have sex with it
as soon as I get its pajamas off."
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