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Two leprechauns went to the convent and begged an audience with the mother superior.

"Well, how can I help you little people?" asked mother superior.

The larger and more intelligent looking of the leprechauns asked: "Oh, Mother Superior,
would you be knowing of any dwarf nuns here at the convent?"

"No," says mother superior, "I don't have any dwarf nuns here at the convent."

"All right than, mother superior, would you be knowing of any dwarf nuns in all of Ireland
than?"

"No, no," replied mother superior, "I don't know of any nuns who are also dwarfs in all of
Ireland at all."

"Well then mother superior, in all of nundom, in the whole world of all the nuns, would you
be knowing, then, of any dwarf nuns?"

"No, I would not, there are no dwarf nuns in the whole of the world!" replied mother superior,
"and would you please tell me what this is all about?"

The asking leprechaun turned sadly to the stupid leprechaun and said "See, it's as I told you
all along, you've been dating a Penguin."
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