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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying cross-country in a
small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and announces: "We're
having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport
is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. Since we're flying over water, at the
very least you have a chance to survive."

The four open the door and look out below.

The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers: God Save The Queen, and jumps
from the plane.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers: Viva La France and he also jumps
out of the plane.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers: Remember the Alamo, as he grabs
the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
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