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The Value Of A Parochial School Education And A Pencil...

Little Susie was not the best student in the Holy Rosary Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a nun named Sister Ignatius, called on her while
she was sleeping. “Tell me Susie, who created the universe?”

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her,
took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Susie.

Sister Ignatius said, “Very good” and continued teaching her class.

A little later Sister Ignatius asked Susie, “Who is our Lord and Savior?”

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Susie.

And Sister Ignatius once again said, “Very good,” and Susie fell back
asleep.

Sister Ignatius asked her a third question: ”What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?”

Again, Johnny came to the rescue and jabbed her.

This time Susie jumped up and shouted: “If you stick that damn thing
in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

Sister Ignatius fainted!
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