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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from way
out west sent this one...

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Tonsils vs. Circumcision

Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations.
Theirs will be first on the schedule.

The older boy leans over and asks, Jerry "What are you having done?"

The second boy, Ray says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."

Jerry says, You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when
I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give
you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

Ray then asks Jerry, "What are you going in for?"

Jerry says, "Circumcision."

"Whoa!" Ray replies. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was
born. Couldn't walk for a year."
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