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An elderly man in Louisiana had a large farm that he'd owned for many
years.

He had a large pond in the back that was properly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, along with some
apple, peach and pear trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there in awhile, and look things over. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
Coming closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all immediately went
to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, '"We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator..."

Some old men can still think fast..
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