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Abie, a rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one about Chuck The Rooster...

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A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.

He went to purchase a ticket and ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that
on your shoulder?"

The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster, Chuck. Wherever I go,
Chuck goes."

"I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket agent. "We cannot allow animals into
the theater."

The old farmer left and went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down
into his overalls. Then, returning to the booth, purchased a ticket and
entered the theater.

He sat down beside two old widows named Ethel and Mildred.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer
unbuttoned his fly so that Chuck could stick his head out and watch
the movie.

"Ethel," whispered Mlldred.

"What?" replied Ethel.

"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."

"What makes you think so?" asked Ethel.

"He undid his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mlldred.

"Well, don't worry about it," said Ethel. "At our ages we've seen 'em all."

"I thought so too," said Mildred. "But this one is eatin' my popcorn!"
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