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An Arab walked into a very crowded bar and was about to order
a drink when he saw a guy wearing a yarmulke, a prayer shawl
and sporting the traditional locks of hair of a Jew.

The Arab told the bartender, loud enough for all to hear that, he
was buying everyone in the place a drink except the Jew.

After the drinks were given out, the Jew gave the Arab a big smile,
waved at him, then said, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

This infuriated the Arab.

Once again, the Arab loudly ordered drinks for everyone in the bar
except the Jew.

But, as before, this did not seem to bother the Jewish guy, who once
again smiled, waved at the Arab, and loudly yelled, "Thank you!"

The Arab asked the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that
Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but
him and all he did was smile and thank me. Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replied the bartender. "He owns the place!"
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