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Assorted Observations and Truisms

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can
have sex at 75.I'm so happy, because I live at number 81. So
it's not too far away for me to walk home afterwards. And it's
0n the same side of the street. And I don't even have to cross
the road!

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Answering machine message:
"I am not available right now, but I do thank you for caring
enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please
leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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He and his wife had words, but he didn't get to use his.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take
without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know
your way around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting
harder and harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,
flooding, severethunderstorms tearing up the country from
one end to another, and with thethreat of bird flu and terrorist
attacks,are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the
Pledge of Allegiance?"
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