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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west,
sent this one about the wonders of beer...

Famous quotes on the subject of Beer...

"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink
this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about
my liver."
- Babe Ruth

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
- Lyndon B. Johnson

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
- Paul Horning

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
- HL Menchken

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we
go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
- Dave Barry

"Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 BC!"
- W. C. Fields

Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
- Professor Irwin Corey

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group - Salvation in a can!
- Leo Durocher

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the Buffalo Theory to his good
buddy Norm:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast
as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good
for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole
group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way,
regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers."
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