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The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is
a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our
men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels
and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet a few days later to
exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
"You are the woman of my dreams...I love you." Then we made
passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to
tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, my black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door
and saw me he said:

(You're gonna love this...)
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" What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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