Abie, a rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest, sent
this one about an age-old question...

An Observation on an Age Old Question

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had an ice
cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep
thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come
up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is
the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to
have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would
like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer.
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