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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest, sent
this one on the subject of hot and cold sex...

After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: "You appear to
be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask
me about?"

"In fact, I do." said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually
cold and chilly and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually
hot and sweaty."

When the doctor examined his elderly wife later he said, "Everything appears
to be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with
me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Well, your husband mentioned an unusual problem.
He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first
time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea why?"

"Oh, that crazy old basterd!'' she replied. "That's because the first time is usually
in January,and the second time is in August."
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